Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear Joke
Bravo has been doing re-runs of Inside the Actors Studio shows, several each morning. A few days ago, Mike Myers (actor, comedian, singer, screenwriter, and film producer) was up, so the hour was packed with plenty of good-natured bad taste. A fair amount of time was devoted to Myers’s 2008 comedy The Love Guru, which aroused much critical venom when it came out (I haven’t seen it). Myers was especially pleased with an elaborate double entendre in the movie — the information, or advice:
Liquor up front, poker in back.
- The last stop for our parched throats and road weary souls was the Stockman’s Bar and Cafe in downtown Missoula. For decades the sign outside the Stockman’s read “Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear” While poker has given way to pull taps, you can still get something for whatever “ales” you served with a side of roasted peanuts in the shell.
- Liquor Up Front, Poker in the Rear is the perfect book for any occasion where a little bawdy humor is appropriate! Never again be caught.
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss. Vote: share joke Joke has 58.98% from 42 votes.
(That is, either there is liquor up front — in the front of this place — and poker in (the) back; or you should lick her up front and poke her in back.) Yes, tasteless.
There are variants, in particular with in (the) rear instead of in back. And you can buy mugs, t-shirts, etc. with the slogan on them. Here it’s put in Mr. Bean’s mouth:
(though I doubt that Mr. Bean ever said such a thing).
Myers didn’t claim to have originated the joke, only to have appreciated and disseminated it.
On the movie, from Wikipedia:
The Love Guru is a 2008 romantic comedy film directed by Marco Schnabel in his directorial debut, written and produced by Mike Myers, and starring Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Verne Troyer, John Oliver, Omid Djalili, and Ben Kingsley. In addition to starring in the film, Myers wrote The Love Guru with Graham Gordy and produced it with Gary Barber
Plot: Darren Roanoke, the star player of the Toronto Maple Leafs, is suffering from stress because his wife, Prudence, has left him for Jacques “Le Coq” Grandé [played by Timberlake], who is the goaltender of rival team Los Angeles Kings, his nickname apparently a nod to being exceedingly well-endowed. Roanoke’s stress causes his hand to shake, which affects his hockey performance, so team owner Jane Bullard enlists the support of Guru Maurice Pitka [played by Myers] to help Darren with his stress so that the team can hopefully break their losing streak.
Many of the characters are given preposterous bad-pun names (like drag queens): Coach Punch Cherkov, Guru Satchabigknoba, Gagandeep Singh, Guru Tugginmypudha [played by Sir Ben Kingsley]. (Meanwhile, a number of people appear as themselves, among them Mariska Hargitay, Jessica Simpson, Kanye West, and Deepak Chopra.)
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A small sample of the critical reception:
Jay Stone of the National Post gave the film one star and said the film “is shockingly crass, sloppy, repetitive and thin. … mostly the film is 88 minutes of ridiculous sight gags and obscene puns.”
Liquor In The Front Poker In The Back Joke
Obscene puns like the one above.